we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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