porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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