I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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