Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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