he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
