My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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