i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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