you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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