dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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