Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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