He is an equal opportunity slut.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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