We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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