In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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