Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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