i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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