come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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