Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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