I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
