let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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