Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
