i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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