As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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