I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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