Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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