I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
