She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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