margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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