Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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