I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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