Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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