The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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