How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I believe in your delicious
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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