just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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