There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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