I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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