She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize