I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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