apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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