So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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