Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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