Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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