remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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