So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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