What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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