She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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