Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just tell him i said nine months
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
