Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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