i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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