doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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