guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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