i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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