Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
