Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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