Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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