So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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