Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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