Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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