dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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